Drunken Joyride

So apparently, these 2 drunken fools (akin to our hearts) stole a golf cart at Disney's Boardwalk Resort and went on a bit of a wild ride, beer in hand.  After a while of cheerful, be it dangerous, driving, they randomly drove past a local sheriff and were quickly apprehended. This is normally not something we'd write about, but I stuck me as odd that this sort of thing doesn't happen more often. Disney World has become more and more alcohol fueled over the last few years and there are countless vehicles such as ECVs and golf carts left unattended all the time. I wonder if they'll be changed with a DUI or just simple theft?? Also why do they look so grumpy?!? If you're going to get arrested in WDW, I really can't think of a better way to go about it. 

Grumpy Gills #1 & 2